Winter Music Conference 2007

Party like a Crack Head!

2007-03-21T13:44:00.000-07:00

wowwaahhweewahh what a night out, we started off day 1 of the conference mad late but started it with a bang... bottle of champagne and clevelander coloda's with a shot of 151 made for a delicious dinner at the clevelander hotel.

we then bounced around clubs/bars/lounges, meanwhile i kept pushing for the party at Opium Gardens. it looked like we where about to call it a night, all the places where kinda whack, but then a miracle happened... my boys Lou & Delaney got a 2nd wind and we headed off to Opium where Nick Terranova of Starkillers was tearing it uppppp!!! what a friggin set from that guy, finished with another dj i didn't recognize who dropped "Triller" and we all proceeded to do the zombie dance in the middle of the dance floor (sick!).

pumped from the music we headed back to the hotel where home boy BG was sleeping. He was woken up buy a croud of misfits singing triller on the top of there lungs, and getting big huggs in bed from a former miami dolphins cheerleader (what a way to wake up!).

we let BG sleep and headed to the front of the hotel where we partied till sunrise, and then some for the rest of the crew... you would have swore they where party of miami's homeless community

"I got shit on my dick!" "Cause you been having anal sex on the beach"

2007-03-20T07:43:00.000-07:00

You know you had a good night when you can't remember where you parked your car...

Yesterday started with a party at the local juice bar, outside tables, ipod boom box blastin' house, hummus, falafel, & frest fruit drinks... that we poured vodka into of course ;o)

We then headed down to south beach where we sat in back of 3 gorgeous Brazilian girls who wear all wearing nothing more than a thong on the beach (nice!). We proceeded to get drunk like good Americans.

On the way back from the beach we were smoking cigars in the ASPEN we rented and Amoroso attempted to spit out the window which landed on himself and the inside of the car, which he wiped off with his arm, he might as well have spit in his lap.

We met up with Delaney's home girl, who dry fucked like a champ... long story short blue balls for all. We ate at this Italian restaurant where we ate like animals, and then off to Boston's in Delray which was a weird boston/jamica/florida themed bar... it was set up like fenway park, with a live reggae band, and a red stripp in my hand.

Then we moved the party to an after-hour spot in boca called "the porterhouse" where Amoroso dropped his new mixed cd "anal sex on the beach"... long story short house music all night long (no anal sex). We teared up the dance floor... all 4 of us! good times =o)

Delany did a mitzvah by picking up a hick who ran out of gas, and spotted him 3 bucks so he can poor gas in to a washer fluid bottle

got home around 6am

This Is The Arrival

2007-03-19T08:20:00.000-07:00

This is the start of 4th day I've been in Miami. I arrived two days before the rest of the crew started rolling in as my flight was the only one not canceled due to a snow storm in NY.

Recap:

Day 2
I went to the Bacardi B-Live festival. Great way to kick off the trip, DJ AM was mashing it up and CAMP FREDDY was sick topped off with Paul Oakenfold backed by the Miami classical orchestra. It ended at about 11:30pm which was exactly when the next two arrived with a car in downtown Miami and picked me up.
From there we went to the Hard Rock in Hollywood where I got rejected from their club "Griffin" because my shirt had no sleeves, so I played poker till 5am until the others got out the club with two more familiar faces.
The five of us went back to condo where we broke night, there was some drinking and some fucking topped of with one of the bitches passing out on the couch and taking a camel like piss all over the couch and floor (no wonder they left without saying goodbye).

Day 3
We went to Ft. Lauderdale to check out the spring breakers and hit the beach up. We got there late (we spent half the day buying shit for the beach and looking for a commerce bank), so the beach was windy and cold when we got there, but still a good time, met some cool people and plenty of eye candy.
After that we drove to south beach to hit up Nikki Beach, picked up two girls on the strip on the way down there who were down for Nikki as well. Line was long and selective so we went with bottle service (which let us cut the line) and got a bed by the outdoor bonfire. We all got hammered and a good time all around. We left around 5am, and to make sure we break night again we hit Denny's up were Delany filled a condom up with OJ and lemons and left it on a bums shopping cart.