"I got shit on my dick!" "Cause you been having anal sex on the beach"

You know you had a good night when you can't remember where you parked your car...

Yesterday started with a party at the local juice bar, outside tables, ipod boom box blastin' house, hummus, falafel, & frest fruit drinks... that we poured vodka into of course ;o)

We then headed down to south beach where we sat in back of 3 gorgeous Brazilian girls who wear all wearing nothing more than a thong on the beach (nice!). We proceeded to get drunk like good Americans.

On the way back from the beach we were smoking cigars in the ASPEN we rented and Amoroso attempted to spit out the window which landed on himself and the inside of the car, which he wiped off with his arm, he might as well have spit in his lap.

We met up with Delaney's home girl, who dry fucked like a champ... long story short blue balls for all. We ate at this Italian restaurant where we ate like animals, and then off to Boston's in Delray which was a weird boston/jamica/florida themed bar... it was set up like fenway park, with a live reggae band, and a red stripp in my hand.

Then we moved the party to an after-hour spot in boca called "the porterhouse" where Amoroso dropped his new mixed cd "anal sex on the beach"... long story short house music all night long (no anal sex). We teared up the dance floor... all 4 of us! good times =o)

Delany did a mitzvah by picking up a hick who ran out of gas, and spotted him 3 bucks so he can poor gas in to a washer fluid bottle

got home around 6am